This was stolen from Chief Lackey Rich over at TMP.
The Six Chants of Denial for the Grey Knights:
The Chant of Denying That Finecast Was A Very Bad Idea
The Chant of Denying That Our Games Have Any Balance Issues
The Chant of Denying That Accountants Dictate Our Actions
The Chant of Denying That There Are Better Minis Out There
The Chant of Denying That That There Are Much Cheaper Minis Too
The Chant of Denying That Squats Could Be A Profitable Range
Quite Funny. If you’ve never been to The Miniatures Page, you owe it to yourself to take a look. They don’t focus on any one scale or period and the site can be a bit tricky to navigate at first but they are a good group of people.